Chicken Boy

Ok – how's this to start my Monday morning! (I am still laughing.)

Over the weekend an eharmony boy initiated and wanted to skip all the normal steps and go straight to email – I normally don't do that but Liz had a good point in that I know the routine well enough to ask questions and would be fine just emailing if I want. So this morning I hit the little button that said "ok" and I could read this guys first email to me….

Some background on this "catch" first though…

He's from Marshall tx – no clue where that is but they have farm animals there!
He lists his occupation as "sell poultry"
So, a guy who sells poultry.. humm… just what I am looking for! :0)

Here's his email… word for word. Don't want you missing any of his suaveness! :0)
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hello sexy

may name is justin and i love to fish and hunt and i love to ride my 4wheller to and i would love to get to know you batter sweetie love justin

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Oh where DO I start!!??!!
His subject line is a little suspicious. "sexy" is a little too forward of a word for a first greeting. And the pictures I posted are far from "sexy" – cute maybe – sexy – nope! (I don't think he even read my profile)

Well, not sure he finished 5th grade. His spelling needs a lot of improvement. And "batter" instead of "better" – my first thought was, "humm… wonder if that's a Freudian slip." Yikes! Think I'll stay away from him.

Hunting? Fishing? 4 Wheeling? When DOES he have time for his chickens!!??!! :0)

Oh, where DO they find these lovely men for me!!???