birds

so, I was sitting out at Central Market this morning having brunch with some people from ACL that I kind of know but am just getting to know them. I am leaning forward a little and my pants were gapping a tad in the back. all of a sudden I feel something run INTO my pants. A bird had pooped down my pants! I started laughing and said a bird pooped down my pants and this guy jumps up to help me and then goes "wait, it's down your pants, I can't help." so, I am standing there reaching down my pants with a napkin trying to get the bird poop out. One of my classier moments for sure!