need...

so, there was a random bulletin that a friend posted on myspace about asking google what you need... you put "name needs" in google and take whatever the first thing that comes up is. I was goofing around with some friends names and here's what I came up with. (don't be offended if i didn't do your name - you are probably still my friend. :0) Some are pretty funny..

Michele needs help adjusting her body regularly. Michele needs to create names for her imaginary friends rather than simply spell Imaginary Friends backwards. (ha-ha)

Renee needs to gain weight. Renee needs a man.
Blanca needs a kiss. Blanca needs a well conected spanish architect.
Katie needs your help. Katie needs to use the litter pan on her own.
Nathan needs some huggies.
Shaun needs money. Shaun needs to change his shorts.
Heidi needs a day off.
Derek needs a woman.
David needs a bath.
Karina needs to come out and play.
Gary needs a job.
Hannah needs to go into the tunnel and face the prisoner.
Nelson needs to solve Austin City Limits studio problem.
Rudy needs to focus on his dream.
Kristina needs your help.
Jenni needs to learn to be more alluring.
Will needs a lectern with a microphone.
Martha needs to rebuild her self-confidence.
Liz needs real love.
Chris needs your sex talk.
Thomas needs proof.
Laura needs some post-toddler love.
Ursula needs to get her head on straight.
Kelly needs to be part of a loving, committed marriage.